king of queens

A guy surrounded by quality women

That guy is definitely the king of queens!

by jch March 16, 2017

handy king

A person who always tries to get laid but always ends up just getting a hand job from the girl.

Thomas, you are the handy king.

by mrcool35 September 24, 2013

King of pop

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. He has over 4,8 billion fans and he is know worldwide

Do you know who Michael Jackson is? He is the king of pop

by michaeljacksonswife February 24, 2022

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012

Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

basilisk king

A faggot on xbox.

Wtf dude, were in a game with a basilisk king.

by SegaBoyll June 27, 2016

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015