Juan

A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor

juan is a dick

by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020

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Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

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Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.

I want Juan Pablo to choke me.

by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021

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Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

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Pulling a Juan

An 18 year old virgin

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .

by Jerry730 July 19, 2016

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Juan

Juan is a smart and lowkey chill guy and hella sus 😀😳.Whenever you need him he’ll always be there,He likes to help out his mom and probably has 1 sibling or like 5 of them 💀.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.

Person 1:Damn that guy is lowkey giving me good vibes.
Person 2:oh that’s just Juan 🤦🏽 ♂️

by Jxan. January 19, 2021

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