bridget joneses

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 11, 2008

hook jones

noun meaning to get your snog game on

Chris classi got his hook jones on the other night. He's a jones legend.

by daddy of seduct jones December 14, 2010

cash jones

Bad ass motherfucker who takes no shit whatsoever. He will fuck your bitch. He does not pull out. Watch out for little Rambo like fuckers in years to come chances are they are offspring of cash jones

Shit cash jones stole my bitch again

by newbornkiller98 March 2, 2015

john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016

josh jones

One fucking bad ads that you do not want to mess with

You have beef with Josh Jones. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.

by Jones32693 July 21, 2017

Jon Jones

A juicy slut

Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."

by thatdude283 December 30, 2018

Millie Jones

One of the biggest slags of all time. Lies about everything and even faked a pregnancy for attention. Did she get fucked by jack kelly? Who knows at this point the girls gotten on her knees for so many boys we’ve lost count at this point. Wears about 5 push up bras and her ass is not even big

That girl Millie Jones is a fat slag

by Keepdownlowessex April 12, 2020