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teen is a no no
a jon is not a teen likeer
by tristan69669696969 June 16, 2022
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Jon Dretto

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.
by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022
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Jon

To Jon means to go online or get on the game
“Jon?”
Or
Y’all want to jon?”
by Farabbas July 4, 2022
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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
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Jon Reid

Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
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Jon

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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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