Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
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what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons
by weewoman March 31, 2008
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by Emiliana Munday December 21, 2010
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Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!
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Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
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Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
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What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.
by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008
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Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
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