instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005

jungle jizz

Jizz from a black guy.

by kwani October 22, 2003

jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.

Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.

by Romario May 1, 2008

jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

by dj dirty south January 11, 2012

Lizz Jizz

A short, chill kinda girl with a kickass attitude, loves to pick fights, and is always shit talking random people she doesn't know,in love with hugs, and kills to be bitten. shes DOWN son and u can find her kicking it in the front of CHS with the Homiesz Lilleh and Daniel

Damn son u are so lizz Jizz! U kick some major ass dawg

by StonerDawgXcore October 24, 2008