Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
Tues•day
/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight
/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight
by maxiepads February 18, 2022
Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
when someone calls ‘tuesday’ on the weed it means they smoke after the person who lights it. Followed by wednesday, Thursday, etc.
if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
by BronxSaint November 05, 2021
The club's going up on Tuesday
by Graysfavoritehoe November 21, 2016
Tuesday also Titty Tuesday on this day you can touch or grab someone's titty but be gentle with them.
by End it please December 06, 2019