Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

ether zone

n. The place where all lost things go, or where objects in transport go when they cannot be located. Generally referred to as "out there".

I sent her an email twenty minutes ago but it's in the ether zone and she hasn't gotten it yet.

by KenGr October 20, 2007

Cone Zone

An imaginary, equidistant line around your body forming the great circle that is your personal space.

"Man back out my cone zone! I can feel your breath on my face!"

"I got on the subway at rush hour and there were mad people up in mah cone zone!"

"Cindy and I went out clubbing last night. Billy couldnt take a hint that Cindy didnt want him dancing in her cone zone."

by Judit January 13, 2007

zone out

sleeping on the job.

boss:hey man wake up!
man:i was NOT sleeping. I just happened to zone out!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Gamer Zone

The moment when a person plays a videogame and becomes so hooked on it that he/she forgets the outside world and thinks that they are the character themselves. The Gamer Zone can be obtained by experienced gamers or amateurs.

I was playing Skyrim and I soon found myself in the Gamer zone. I couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

by Krimson666 August 19, 2013

Gay Zone

The gay zone is a inter dimensional loophole where people can be locked in for a certain amount of time .One way to do this is just look at them and say you are going to the GAY ZONE. There is also the mega gay zone.

Dave:Hi Micah

Micah : I like red apples

Dave : you are going to the gay zone.

by Bi8ac February 24, 2022

Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020