Pony Ass

A female backside that resembles a young pony. Characteristics include but are not limited too: a rounded butt, firm muscular legs, a confident walk that could be categorized as a strut, and tight athletic wear. This term specifically refers to the shape and physical fitness of the female backside in question and does not only include the butt. It encompasses the entire region from the belly button to the ankles. The term also implies that one would like to 'ride' the Pony Ass.

Attractive young female power walking.
Me: Damn, look at that!
Friend: That is one hell of a Pony Ass!

by Pony Ass May 06, 2014

ass-sexual

A person who is only sexually interested in butt fucking, regardless of gender.

Bradley: So wait your Gay?

Pastor Cody: No. I'm ass-sexual. I once went a week without butt fucking and I tried to kill myself.

-Average Dicks Web Series (Episode 4 - Extreme Drifting)

by VinceVaghnrox97 November 17, 2015

Ass Motorboating

Verb. The act of violently shaking your face in between the cheeks of an amazing ass.

While I was coming out of that pool, I couldn't help but ass motorboating that big ass booty!

by Fat Ghandi December 28, 2011

slather ass

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.

Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.

by BMush April 27, 2008

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 16, 2006

[Fast ass]

Fast ass is usually a girl that tries to act like she is too damn grown.

You need to get yo fast ass in the house

by Knprice June 20, 2018

ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006