Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush March 24, 2011

cowboy booting

To have stenuous sexual intercourse resulting in a cowboy walk...
jangling of spurs alos come into play

duuude...i was cowboy booting with her yesterday, and i cant walk

by Justin Martin June 26, 2007

Booted Up

Booted up with a weapon, having guns or some type of weapon

“We not lacking over here we booted up”

by DUBH0E September 26, 2020

das boot

1) to be kicked out of a house/lift/party...

2) to be dumped or to dump ur partner

1) we fucked that kids house up to bad but then the parents
gave us DAS BOOT

2) ian gave coop DAS BOOT...now she's with big-head

by Ted kp March 21, 2007

cement boots

albanian tap dance shoes from the 1800hundreds

vince gave the razzolinis, cement boots as a departing present,in the hudson river.

by raul flores August 28, 2008

fruit boots

Tight fitting, high top shoes or boots (such as romeo shoes) worn by "Teddy Boy" hood (hoodlum) types in the late 1960s and early 1970s. The term was originally meant to be derrogatory but was soon assimilated by "long hairs."

As the laid back casualness of hippies was evolving from the earlier beatnik style, another group of young people were dressing in Nehru jackets and fruit boots and both groups were wearing bell bottoms.

by Jubilation T. Corndoq March 19, 2007

fruit boots

very similar to the in-line skate/roller blade definition except on snow, whereas the snowboarders and surprisingly enough... skiers both make fun of the deuch bags that fly around on the short skis - anyone with short skis can usually be spotted easily by looking for something else really gay such as a hat with bright colored spikes on it or a a huge penis in their but

snowboarder: Does that guy with huge penis in his but have fruit boots on?

skier: Are you talking about the guy wearing the hat with bright colored spikes on it?

snowboarder: Yea.

skier: I think so.

by jacob luce January 06, 2008