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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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The Harley Davidson

While your girlfriend is giving you head you grab a handful of her hair on both sides of her head, kick your legs up in the air, and crank on the throttle
Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson
by George Beast August 2, 2025
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Moley Holey

A slur against Native American peoples. Used in the Midwest United States, Chase.
Don’t be digging up that burial mound sonny, you’ll get scalped by a Moley Holey

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bent like a harley

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"
by Dink smell May 6, 2019
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Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!
So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley
by Moneyseller44 May 7, 2019
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Pink Pussy Harley

Right after the man creampies the girl he grabs her tits and twists them like the throttle on a Harley Davidson and begins yelling brum brum brum brum imitating the sound of a motorcycle.
"Gustavo gave me the Pink Pussy Harley last night. My tits are so sore from him twisting them around. He must drive his pink Harley fast with how hard he grabbed my tits".

Matt pulled up on his pink Harley and told us how he rang a girl's tits out last night. Said he gave her the pink pussy Harley after he busted in her ass.
by Bigdaddydumper69 May 13, 2021
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Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.
Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson
by Harley Davidson fan May 17, 2023
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