Skip to main content

Horny Poster

A poster that is horny
He's a horny poster!
by Grimlock69 July 25, 2020
mugGet the Horny Postermug.

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee
“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”
by niggerballs December 3, 2019
mugGet the horny peemug.

Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?
by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021
mugGet the Horny Flaresmug.

Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015
mugGet the Dessert Hornymug.

Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
mugGet the Snail Hornymug.

Horny Wholesome

When a person is Wholesome but gets Horny from being wholesome
Man 1: Man the bible gets me so hard but I must resist.

Man 2: Jesus, you must be Horny Wholesome
by The Horny Bible February 23, 2021
mugGet the Horny Wholesomemug.

Horny Maker

Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"
by Drooke11 February 9, 2021
mugGet the Horny Makermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email