beaver has a runny nose

Post-coital fluid seepage from the vagina.

After having sex, the next day when I go to the bathroom my beaver has a runny nose.

by KJzstiffy1 December 02, 2017

ha thats pretty good

a meme you dumb cunt

ha thats pretty good

by asdfsdfhasrhtyjsdrth March 08, 2017

Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty May 27, 2023

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 30, 2022

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 26, 2023

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

Hamza has a big one

I have A STIFFY

OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT

by hamzaaisfalsjfnasknasldf April 11, 2019