girlfriend

something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole

where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy

by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 18, 2009

cameraman's girlfriend

Cameraman's girlfriend is a girl in the crowd or in the audience of a talk show who is showed on screen often. Also: cameraman's boyfriend.

Look, again this chick! Who's she, the cameraman's girlfriend?

by trepang March 3, 2011

girlfriendly

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon

Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?

by DougB September 26, 2006

girlf

Short for girlfriend.
Mainly redheaded girlfriends.

Nichole: I love my boyf.
Dewick: I love my girlf.

by Snichole October 16, 2008

gilfod

An acronym. G.irl I.'d L.ike to F.uck O.ne D.ay
Derived from seeing underage starlets dressing more and more provocatively. The genesis of the word came circa 2002 with then underage Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff.

Yo did you see that girl?
Dude, she's totally only 16.
Yeah man, but she's a huge gilfod.

by Casabla December 15, 2008

Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009

girlfriend

Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.

Exaples: something you dont have

Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft
Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft

by @seb_memes_ October 24, 2016