Grease schmole

A grease schmole is a person who is very greasy

Mathew looks like a grease schmole today

by Greasy schmole May 22, 2020

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Grease

Fucking nasty; gross

You smell grease.

by Bozoonie November 28, 2021

Shit Grease

The lubricant film around the shit

i got a little shit grease on my finger and wiped it in wops sandwich

by T.O.F October 15, 2008

pit grease

Deodorant or antiperspirant, especially of the stick variety.

Man, you stink! Put on some pit grease!

by oldgeezer December 6, 2009

Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

The greased banana

The guy dips his wiener in car grease and fucks his girlfriend with it and then she performs oral sex

Dude my girlfriend was really wanting the greased banana so I gave it to her

by Turtle lover1996 March 12, 2014