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Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.
Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.
by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023
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Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me
by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019
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Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.
“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”
by Ado Mi June 29, 2023
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gooch

a word used to describe the collection of dust and lint in PC components, such as laptop fans and vents
My laptop's vents were filled with gooch, so I had to clean them.
by SCG-1171 September 17, 2025
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Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day
"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016
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My Gooch Bitch

that smells like “My Gooch Bitch
by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020
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Gooch Slapped

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
by Macky T May 20, 2008
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