Archangel Fucking Gabriel 

the Archangel Fucking Gabriel is an archangel in the show Good Omens, he IS the sexiest angel and he WILL burn the principality Aziraphale for fucking a very attractive demon- oh and trying to stop armageddon.

“don’t talk to me about the greater good sunshine, i’m the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.” -the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.

“who just shouted pornography in that old bookshop?”

“oh that was just the Archangel Fucking Gabriel.”

Archangel Fucking Gabriel by orangejuicewithsalt October 9, 2019

ass fucking 

Sexual act of fucking someone in the anus. Common sexual practice between homosexuals and hetrosexuals. Is also used as a form of birth control. Is considered more stimulating than reguular intercourse due to the fact that the anus present a tighter fit for the penis. In women it presents a feeling of being more "filled". May be done is various sexual positions but most common is the "doggie style" position. Commonly termed: " Taking it up the ass".

Susie cums much quicker when she is ass fucking.
or
Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.

ass fucking by Renown February 22, 2008

absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

absolute fucking shambles by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

thoughts and fucking prayers 

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

thoughts and fucking prayers by YAWA October 18, 2020

survivors are fucking magnificent 

a poem read out by a beautiful group of friends to shit on rapists and people who don’t listen to consent! a movement started from peterborough✨

“i heard that person got assaulted, they will grow and get over it because survivors are fucking magnificent!!”

survivors are fucking magnificent by moonlight2468 August 20, 2020

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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
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I've got this thing, and its fucking golden 

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.

example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

I've got this thing, and its fucking golden by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009