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Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!
by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024
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Hot Frosty

When a guy has butt sex a bitch outside in the cold, preferably snowing.
Steve, I can’t believe you have Ashley a Hot Frosty this Christmas.
by bongbadabongbadabong December 5, 2024
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Frosty the fucking Snowman

by Frosty69 December 8, 2024
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Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."
I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.
by Chromacorn December 27, 2024
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Frosty Gator

Receiving toothy oral sex from an individual who is simultaneously eating a Popsicle
I got a frosty gator at a Taylor Swift concert last night.
by OhMyLords157 December 30, 2024
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frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
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Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.
"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."
by Frostyostrichfounder January 8, 2025
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