fat tummy 

the end result, no matter how sexy ur tummy is beforehand, of eating excessive amounts of food usually at a family gathering of some sort and ending up with a little round belly. no worries, fat tummy disappears after waking from your slumber caused by the "itis". fat tummy is a "condition" rather than a full-blown noun

P1:"ohhh man look at how sexy and toned my stomach is"

*one family reunion later*

P1:"aaagh im soo fat oh no!"
P2:"dont worry thats just fat tummy"

fat tummy by Dlizzle September 16, 2008

Fat Kid Trick 

The act of enhancing a meal by stacking/grouping multiple food items together for the purpose of enhancing eating enjoyment; typically by combining whole foods with snack foods -often resembling a fat kid's daily eating routine.

aka: FKT

"I just stuffed my meatball sandwich full of potato chips. Pretty bad-ass fat kid trick, huh?"

"My favorite FKT of all time would have to be dipping french fries into vanilla ice cream, for sure. That way, it's always a guarantee that I will have room in my stomach for dessert!"

Fat Kid Trick by MJ FAME December 29, 2008

fat skeeze 

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

fat skeeze by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Fat Cody 

(noun) A fat cody is someone who has the same name as another, but is 3 times his fucking size. When the smaller name barrer is riding his bike up a hill, the other is pushing his. And instead of needing a cup of water after riding( pushing in the fat cody's case), the fat cody needs 5 water bottles, and maybe a jar of mayonaise he keeps in his bag that he carries. When someone calls the name of the two name carriers, both turn, but then the fat cody realizes he is not the one they want, its the smaller, more fit name barrer that everyone wants to talk to.

Jerry: Hey Dave!
Dave (and the much larger Dave standing within a 5 foot radius): Yeah?
Jerry: No you smaller Dave, get over here.
(Larger Dave leaves feeling confused and unwanted)
Jerry: Did you see that guy standing next to you?
Dave: Yeah he is such a fat cody.

Fat Cody by Gold Hunter November 6, 2011

Fat Deck

A drinking game played with a fat deck of cards.

Instructions

1)Get a fat deck of cards
2)Deal 5 cards to everyone starting with the person to your left
3)Flip the cards in front of you
4)Person to left picks first card
5)Players with the card in front of them drink
--2 drinks if you pick it and have it
6)Next person has to get a higher card or the same suit as the card picked before
--If unsuccessful drink until you pick a card that fits the criteria
(Keep in mind that the rule drink if you have the card still applies for everyone)
7)KILL THE DECK, KILL YOUR BEER

Additional Rules

1)Pass around a fatty bag of Doritos
2)Ace is high
3)Ace of Spades is drawn, everybody drinks
4)If you have multiple of the same card and the card is drawn, fucking drink twice
5)Cheers all around if the same number is picked in a row

Ryan: Yo lets get drunk
Pat: I'm down what game we playin'
Tim: I know, lets play Fat Deck
Everyone: Word

Fat Deck by Curtis Fox November 26, 2011

Fat rage 

Wanting to run over skinny people with your shopping cart at the grocery store.

That skinny tramp cut in front of me. I'm gonna channel all my fat rage and run the biotch over!

Fat rage by tbone461 October 16, 2012

Fat-Ass Magenta 

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.

YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!

Fat-Ass Magenta by I Love To Give The Truth July 21, 2013