The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
Get the cat fart mug.A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
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Get the Whiskey Fart mug.A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
Get the fart skimmer mug.1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.
3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
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