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PUFF FART

A small release of flatulence or gas from the rectum which usually is silent or close to silent. Usually the owner will try to contain a "ripping fart" and embarrasment in a public place by pushing the gas out slowly, thus causing a *puff* of noxious poison. Most often the owner of the puff fart will grin mischievously and whisper to himself, "That was silent but deadly".
Jane and Frank were out on a first date in Frank's new BMW when Jane felt a gas attack come on. She tried to hold it in until they got to the bar, but she had to lift her right cheek and let out a small but stinky puff fart.
by Tommy Twitter July 13, 2009
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wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.
I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.
by Bo Regard March 21, 2009
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speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
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cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
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Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth
me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.
by St. God January 16, 2011
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Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass
oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!
by Shamann July 6, 2004
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