Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.

A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.

by H12F April 1, 2011

boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

by boozemover April 8, 2012

Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.

I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.

by jv1020 February 25, 2014

piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

by fart fycker October 8, 2020

Sparkel Farter

A person or persons that think they are above others and to good for you. They often are snobs and narcissist. They often think their shit don't stink. They mainly live on You Tube that's the place they love to sparkel fart on everyone.

I came across a Sparkel Farter on You Tube today and they seemed to be a big snob. There nose was so far up in the air that there nose bled.

by Triggered Minds January 3, 2021