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Jesus on a fucking boat

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry
by Hdx January 31, 2022
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The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game
Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard”
by ECFDemon64 February 9, 2022
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im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE
by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022
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jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022
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Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS
by milk in bread balls August 27, 2022
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Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*
by Regginaim October 21, 2023
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i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim
by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017
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