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Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.
Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep
by Agro_smack November 13, 2019
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shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
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WE WANT FLORIDA

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.

Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.

In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
by Nolan Griffin April 20, 2024
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Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday
by Tattooie October 6, 2022
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Florida Milk

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk
by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022
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Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.
Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"
by apple_lychee August 20, 2020
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