Drew

Drews tits are fucking enormous she probably has some fucked nipple disorder cant wait to touch her thighs on monday as well as her crocodile paws her toes are black as fuck and i cant wait to have a little nibble

Connagh: ew crocodile paws
Drew: hey connagh give me a lick and i will suck your dick you bloody good looker

by Drew loves connagh April 27, 2019

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The stingiest piece of shit you will ever run into. Drew is hated by his peers (if this Drew has any peers), his wife hates him luckily he has money so she will stick with him, and his son tries to be the "anti-Drew" attempting to do whatever Drew would not do. Drew's son asked him for $5 and he said I gave you $5 three weeks ago! He also has one of the worst tempers you will ever run into and he is known for his erratic outbursts. He consistently will lie about his "sports career" he supposedly had in high school, to which if you took a look at him for a second you would realize he is full of shit. His one passion in life is boating and he spent a total of $50 buying the shittiest boat you could find and forcing his family to go on boating trips in the one bathroom one bedroom sail boat that will fall apart any day now.

Harrison: Dude your such a fucking Drew
Shang: Fuck you man you're a Drew not me

by RicketShang May 1, 2023

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