Hard Erect Dong

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

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ding-dong

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

by _juno_ October 24, 2022

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ding dong dandy

This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!

Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

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Ding Dong

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

by Terubz December 26, 2009

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Ring dong ditch

The foiled tradition of the ding dong ditch which is slowly dying due to the Ring doorbell. Pranksters who attempt the ding dong ditch are now caught on camera when they hit a Ring household. And, with the built-in motion sensor in the Ring, the flaming bag of dog pooh is now a dying prank.

Sky TP'd a house last weekend with his friends. To get him back, the victim of the TP pulled a ding dong ditch at 2:49am, though they were cold-busted by the Ring. Caught full on video footage, so Sky's parents made a call to Jamie's parents and shared the video - Ring dong ditch. Busted!

by the comand'r May 30, 2019

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Dong Side of the Moon

While mooning one party, accidentally flash your dong to an unsuspecting third party.

When Logan mooned Weil, he accidentally put his dong in Mitchell's webcam. I hope Mitchell likes Pink Floyd because he just saw the Dong Side of the Moon.

by Dr. Goonsworth September 4, 2012

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