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Bill Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Bill Debroungh because he's a fictional character It
I watch IT and I see Bill and now I have Bill Depression
by adetozier January 6, 2021
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suffocatingly depressed

so fuqn depressed can’t catch my breathe
Suffocatingly depressed i feel like i’m drowning
by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018
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Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.
"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."
by Random but not really November 30, 2017
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Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.
I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.
by K.O. February 19, 2021
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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