The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015

Cum room

The amount of room needed in between a male and their partner in or to not be bruised by projectile cum.

There wasn’t enough cum room and I hurt my wife’s back with my cum.

by Conor hawk July 19, 2020

Cum cereal

When one uses cum for a bowl of cereal instead of milk, preferably on cap'n crunch.

" Welcome to the basement burger bar, can i take your order?"
" Yes, I'll have the Cum cereal with a side of horse fluid."

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017

cum crotch

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.

I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.

by Chiins January 5, 2014

Cum cry

When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.

John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.

by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023