cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015

Cum chamber

An isolated and decrepit small space with shower heads filled with aged semen and rotting bodily fluids on all surrounding walls, often used as a torture device.

"Corbin best tyson and put him inside the cum chamber yesterday."

by Cursed_Samosa July 1, 2019

Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.

Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao

by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019

Slinging Cum

Slinging Cum is the term used when you're moving your penis side to side while ejaculating causing the cum to fly everywhere.

"Yeah, they walked in when I was Slinging Cum all over her face."

by v_1xm July 7, 2020

Cum room

The amount of room needed in between a male and their partner in or to not be bruised by projectile cum.

There wasn’t enough cum room and I hurt my wife’s back with my cum.

by Conor hawk July 19, 2020

cum in the rag

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.

If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.

by ooooolc July 20, 2020

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017