Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.

Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.

by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009

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crotch friction

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.

Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!

by BA1 November 28, 2007

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crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 18, 2013

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Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

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Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

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