Devil's Crotch

When the pubes of one's crotch are flaming red. Usually belonging to gingers.

Jenny: Hey don't tell anyone this, but I gave head to Jimmy last night.

Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!

Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.

Debby: Spicy.

by sgrant December 18, 2011

Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.

Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.

by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

by rodzylla February 17, 2013

Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch

I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.

by opalfroot September 17, 2017

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018