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Debate Crafting

Orchestrating the conditions, rules, format, and participants of a debate to ensure a specific outcome or perception, long before the first word is spoken. This involves picking a weak opponent, controlling the moderator, choosing restrictive topics, or designing the speaking order to favor one side. It's engineering the battlefield to guarantee victory, then claiming it was a fair fight.
Example: "The political campaign crafted the upcoming debate brilliantly. They negotiated a format with no live fact-checking, picked a moderator known for soft questions, and insisted on topics their candidate had rehearsed relentlessly. The actual exchange was just the ceremonial unveiling of a victory they had crafted in the back rooms weeks prior." Debate Crafting
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Science Crafting

The strategic design of a research program, from hypothesis formation to methodology and interpretation, to produce a result that aligns with a desired outcome, while remaining within the technical bounds of acceptable practice. This includes p-hacking, selective outcome reporting, choosing unrepresentative models, or framing conclusions in a misleading way. It's using the tools of science not to discover, but to produce a predetermined product that wears the mask of objectivity.
Example: "The industry-funded lab crafted their science on the chemical's safety. They used a rodent strain resistant to its effects, tested only unrealistically low doses, and 'explored' dozens of health endpoints but only reported the two that showed no problem. The crafted study, published as 'rigorous science,' concluded the chemical was 'well-tolerated.'" Science Crafting
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server
Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!
by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020
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5 min crafts

5 min crafts suck
by dev176235596 February 24, 2021
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fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”
by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021
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Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.
They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.
by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023
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Arts and crafts

Put googly eyes on any hole in the body(ass,pussy,bellybutton,ears,etc) and fuck it pretending its head
I got excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to do it arts and crafts style
by Ivan(likes it arts and crafts) February 28, 2024
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