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Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!
Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Control

I don't have control over any of that, bitch. I can't even get people to acknowledge that it's happening. If it takes putting other people's lifes at risk for you to give a shit then you aren't really giving me a choice, are you?
Hym "Seriously. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that if YOU are justified in NOT GIVING A SHIT about the content or quality of MY life; I can ALSO justify NOT GIVING A SHIT about OTHER PEOPLE'S lives. I don't control any of this. I STILL don't even know how you're seeing any of this. If it takes for other people to assume the same risk I'm expected to assume for this to be remediated; then it is what it is. I'm not letting it go. I'm as patient as it gets. YOU could mitigate the risk immediately. YOU PERSONALLY could fix the problem you're bitching about. You could leave me a message in clip form and the algorithm would pick it up. You could lambast me in person today if you wanted to. You wouldn't entirely resolve the potentially harmful situation TODAY. But you don't actually care about the potential for harm. If it isn't someone you can wield against your political opponents you don't give a shit. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. Neither side can use me against the others and my purported beliefs are too incoherent for you to nail down. I'm in the blindspot between opposing forces so neither of you dare get involved for fear of getting stuck with me. You're cowards. You don't care if that anyone actually gets hurt. You'd RATHER they did. That would make it easy for you because then you wouldn't have to think about it."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Controller Zen

Controller zen is The script that runs on the device modifies your gun behaviour, for one it is a more heavily modified AIM bot and also corrects ALL the recoil of all your weapons meaning your AIM will be almost like a laser beam basically for losers who have no genuine skill in a game so they feel the need to cheat
Person 1: “yo bro i just got controller zen so we can play r6 together and not worry about those try hards”

Person 2: “Yeaaaa you’re a loser for using zen literally just get better then we wouldnt have such a issue lame ass
by Quantavious Bingle September 21, 2023
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Controllership

Controllership refers to the function within an organization responsible for overseeing and managing financial activities, including financial reporting, budgeting, auditing, and compliance. The controller, or controllership department, plays a key role in ensuring that an organization's financial operations are accurate, transparent, and in compliance with relevant laws and regulations.
"The controllership department at the company diligently reviewed the financial statements to ensure accuracy before presenting them to the board of directors."
by Davellin September 25, 2023
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Control

You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.
Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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Controgical

A word used to describe your significant other when they have an attitude , tone and irritable body language towards you.
Jenna : hey how was your day ?
Derek : just like every other day damn why are you askin so many questions (eye roll)
Jenna : why are you being so controgical ..are you cheating on me ?
by Almostevill October 28, 2023
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Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line
by Yarmster December 15, 2023
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