color nazi

A person who shuns a certain group of colors for their own personal reasons.

I hate the pink! It's a girls color!! You are such a color nazi!!!

by Fashions April 10, 2017

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Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

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Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017

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Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"

We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie

by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017

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colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.

I want Colton Parayko to destroy me.

by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017

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