poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

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Voice coach

A professional who specialises in expert oral services.

Their techniques improve diction, articulation and public performance, typically for Prime Ministers.

Keith spent Christmas Eve with his voice coach, doing special warm up exercises.

by bobstoaster February 3, 2025

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The Coach Scruggs

Flirt with freshmans and bust on the toilet seat after

Dude he just pulled The Coach Scruggs

by epicguy6741 August 25, 2025

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The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

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