stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.

Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.

by jlzd May 2, 2014

Colburn classic

Term for when throw up on your shlong and have your other succ it off during a bj

Aye baby wanna try my Colburn classic.

by Asura1223 May 1, 2017

Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.

Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!

by adtr160 September 18, 2017

Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.

"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."

by anongonwild November 9, 2017

Tuborg Classic

The very tippity top of Danish beer. Its like Tuborg, but its better.

Guy 1: Man, we should go drinking tonight
Guys 2: Yea, but not some of that Carlsberg, miss me with that gay shit.

Guy 1: ofc dude, we only drink the best beer here, Tuborg Classic

by Viktor(aka) Brian(aka) delle May 14, 2018

MT classic

Falling in love with a bitch in less than 24 hours

Matt just fell into the MT Classic once again

by 576378 December 8, 2018

Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.

His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019