chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 04, 2004

fuck chuck

Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.

<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"

by ATLMK July 14, 2006

chuck sauce

puke or vomit. what comes out when you ralf

that drunk guy just puked and got chuck sauce all over my shoes

by fucktardo March 07, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 02, 2005

Chuck Norris

The baddest man on the planet.

There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

by azrael07 September 24, 2006

chuck norris

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.

by haaaaaaanh! December 31, 2005

fucked and chucked

synonym to hit it and quit it.

Male 1:"How was last night?"
Male 2:"Awful dude. Met some weird ass girl... lets just say I fucked and chucked"
Male 1:"damn.. what a bitch"

by walkingherp November 14, 2013