Chopping Wood

The act of a male masturbating his morning wood.

Bill likes chopping wood better than truffle butter.

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015

The Wood Chipper

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper

Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!

by WNM July 24, 2006

chipped up

To chip someone up means to mess em up. Derived from what happens to a tooth when it is hit hard. It can also be used to loosely describe an object or a person, especially their face.

Damnnn, those are some serious acne scars. Her face is all chipped up!

That kid needs to stop actin up or I might have to chip him up.

by NUFFSAID82 June 26, 2006

chappy

the feeling your lips get when they are chapped

my lips are chappy and i need some chapstick

by bored boy 16 July 6, 2010

chopper

Dick, mildly coarse.

"The French producer said hello, unzipped his fly, and then pointed at his chopper fixedly with his index finger . . ."
Tibor Fischer: Voyage to the End of the Room

by Anggie May 1, 2006

wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking

I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck

by una knight March 17, 2005

Choppin' heads

The act of charging a ridiculous amount for an item, usually drugs.

Man, you saw how much he was charging for that sack of weed?

Yeah man, he knows hes the only one that has any, so hes choppin' heads.

by wildboy211 June 6, 2012