Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Choke

Pidgin slang for plenty cuz

Brah, i said theres choke boto at the party, not choke on boto at the party.

by bu eysus July 24, 2024

Choke

Struggling to do something. Usually the words used the most in video games.

He is the choke king!

by StrikingNight January 11, 2021

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019

Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.

Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.

by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022

Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 11, 2022

Biscuit choking

When you deepthroat a bbw

I think tedison was biscuit choking that fat bitch last night

by Jerry thornton89 April 2, 2020