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Chode

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢
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1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
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FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.
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A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night
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A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 1, 2018
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noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity
My ex landlord is chode.
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