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Chopsticked

ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.

ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
by Capt. DP September 20, 2009
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Chops

The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.

2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.

3. April 1st is National Chops Day!

4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"

5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.

6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.

7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.

8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.

9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.

10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 2, 2013
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Chipster

Chipster

Depending on the region, the Chipster usually develops out of a sense of nostalgia for a lost culture that they are able to explore because of their socio-economic status. They are well educated. They can be found at bars ordering Mezcal quoting Anzaldua and Julio Cortizone. They typically listen to a blend of alternative American rock, indie Spanish language bands, vintage music in either language (especially obscure sad ones).

The Chipster aesthetic usually blends styles from traditional Mexican fashion, to East L.A. Chola aesthetics but incorporate contemporary white indie and alternative culture. They either currently attend or have attended a formal Art School program.
Owns at least one jean jacket with pins.
Of course the Chipster played Chicano Batman on the Jukebox.
by Juanita La Ranita October 19, 2019
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good chops

Used to describe something that is well made
"Step-Brothers (the film) has some good chops"
by roguu June 27, 2021
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Cock in the Chops

Having a penis slapped across your butt cheeks or in between your butt crack, thus having, a Cock in the Chops.
Bro, I gave Molly a cock in the chops last night, her ass cheeks are the best!
by Who is... The Drizzle? September 8, 2010
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chicken and chips shop

The place where u and the boys go for a cheeky bit of chicken and chips. Its owned by a pakistani immigrant
by badman from endz June 2, 2020
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chopstix

an iss whore that does nothing but whore around all day long on ebay, urbandictionary, ISS!, sconex, you name it. this hypebeast has been around since 1990. thats like OG MAN! aiite this be mad handles brought to you by sole lover productions.
chopstix: im a whore.
by imnotawhore April 13, 2006
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