screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011

graveyard for knuckle children

Nickname given to the bedroom of a male in his mid-20s who still lives with his parents and is hopelessly single, ergo, masturbates frequently. There is an audible crunching sound upon entry, reminiscent of the scene in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when Indy and his Lady Friend discover a secret passageway and proceed to walk through it in darkness to the sound of insects being unknowingly crushed beneath their feet.

Scene: Dustin's room, aka "graveyard for knuckle children" - When the police turned on the black light it was clear that this was ground zero; for after all, it was a graveyard for knuckle children.

by tino_grrl October 4, 2012

Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.

Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.

by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015

Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

curepe pres child

A very smart child with a very immature attitude that he/she dosen't know about

That girl feel that she is a curepe pres child

by arielsingh June 4, 2017

The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018