Wood Chuck

A girl who sucks a man's penis when it is hard and only when it is hard.

that girl gets around to all the guys in school, she is a major Wood Chuck.

by LunarWolf November 29, 2011

chuck-muffin

noun
(see chuck)
A woman you are willing to sacrifice a mere five minutes to 'chuck' over (i.e. masturbate)

"Jade Chester's a real chuck-muffin!"
"I'd like to feast on that chuck-muffin!"
"This muffin's absorbing valuable chuck-time!"

by Dominic June 4, 2004

chuck sauce

puke or vomit. what comes out when you ralf

that drunk guy just puked and got chuck sauce all over my shoes

by fucktardo March 7, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is the mightiest man alive. He will kill your family and eat your soul. His roundhouse kicks have been known to destroy worlds. All your base are belong to him.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

by Squeed December 28, 2005

Chuck Norris

The baddest man on the planet.

There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

by azrael07 September 24, 2006

chuck norris

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.

by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006

suck and chuck

A drunken sex move reserved for experienced players only. A girl sucks on a man's dick, then throws up mid-suck due to intoxication, resulting in a spew into and onto the dick.

She performed the suck and chuck last night; it wasn't that awesome.

by chunksonmydickHELP September 14, 2013