clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023

Carl Kim

He brought Los Angeles underground dance moved to South Korea in the early 1990s influencing South Korea’s local dance scenes.

Carl Kim from Los Angeles, brought street dancing to South Korea in the early 1990’s before the internet.

by 90sRaver November 25, 2023

carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed

carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance

by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Carl

A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.

Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.

His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.

Carl = any man ever that

likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.

Jane - Who's that?
Belinda: It's Carl.
Jane - Oh, the player.

by janielane November 12, 2018

Carl

Carl is that’s sexy beast you see across the street. if you look her direction she’ll bark at you real seductively🥰 nothing stops her form looking gorgeous and acting crazy.

Emma: have you seen Carl?
Carolyne: yeah she just barked at me, bout to go make out, wish me luck.

by rhinocerosshit November 30, 2020