An incredibly stylish and completely appropriate form of attire adopted by our wonderful friends to the North. Consisting of denim jeans, a long sleeve denim button-down shirt, and of course a denim jacket. This outfit is typically accentuated by a cowboy hat and bolo tie. This fashion is far too advanced for Americans.
"Hey look at that guy over there wearing the Canadian business suit. He must be a professional hockey player."
it is the only flag other than the lebanese flag that uses an actual picture instead of just symbols like the stars and stripes of the USA. in case your interested the lebanese flag has a tree
canadian: my canadian flag is unique it is one of two in the whole world that has a picture
lebanese: well mine is unique it has a picture too.
canadian: fantastic
The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.
Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"