nick caging

Making something so bad, everyone evacuates around you.

I'm nick caging the movie theater tomorrow night

by nickcaging May 19, 2016

Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad

Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate

by divertido casi January 26, 2017

andrea cali-gibbons

Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.

A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.

Did you see what that old lady andrea cali-gibbons was wearing? I feel sick!

by Iseelosers August 3, 2020

lil cali

The most legendary hood of em all

GPS- turn right onto lil Cali

Me- lock the doors and load the guns, we mite not make it out alive.

by Officer jones October 16, 2020

brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.

Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.

by daTookZah July 25, 2021

King Cali

King Cali is the name of an artist in the urban music industry from Plainfield, New Jersey. He is also known as Cali. He currently resides in Guatemala City, Guatemala which is one of the most dangerous third-world countries.

King Cali is one of the realest rappers I’ve ever met.

by Authentic Made Records November 24, 2021