Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 March 28, 2016

Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.

"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."

by AlexanderLesher January 07, 2022

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 15, 2018

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021

Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly

Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"

by KingOfFrop September 06, 2020

choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 01, 2022

honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time

Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!

by Vanilla jam December 29, 2023