angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.

Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020

Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

big momma's burrito

Another term for a female's vagina after a full night of gangbang.

The next morning I woke up with a big momma's burrito!

by doucheoreilly November 23, 2011

The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

new jersey burrito

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.

"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"

"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"

by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016

Adito the burrito

Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...

ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO

by Slide sloot January 5, 2019

Ice Blue Burritos

They are… well… ummmmmm… they taste like rum

A song: ice blue burritos yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos In my yum yum yum! Ice Blue burritos tast like rum rum rum! Ice Blue burritos… UM UM UMMMMMM!!!

by BiUnicornRules13! April 16, 2022