Fuck me boots

Brand new knee high plus boots worn for the first time which make your feet hurt like hell.

Brandi: I like your new boots Jan,
Jan: These are my fuck me boots.
Brandi: why do you call them my fuck me boots?
Jan: Because Brandi, "Fuck me they hurt!"

by thuringian August 6, 2009

mexican boots

like texas boots with long sharp toes & ( high heels )

I use my mexican boots to trap cockroches. With point'd toes place on back legs of cockroches use hand scoopum up.

In mexico we wear mexican boots to bed. U ask WHY??
Becuase the mexican water bugs are so big we just kickum out of bed with our boots..

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

bootsy

adj. describes someone who is uncool, weird, not hip, or just not in style. can also describe something that one dislikes.

Man, your dad still says "the bomb". Hes hecka bootsy!

Ay yo, history is hecka bootsy today, lets ditch!

by ~*~*}{yP}{y Qu33N ~*~* June 14, 2006

botsexual

Sexual attraction to andriods. Botsexuals love robots because they don't cheat on it.

Singer Janelle Monae isn't gay, she's botsexual -- so all you lesbians, hands off.

by coniecone October 28, 2010

Lesbian Boots

boots that a girls would wear to show uncontrolable affection for rach others vaginas

dude look, ufb got the lesbian boots on today

by thbougemaster May 7, 2009

nice boots

saying a women has nice boobs, because boots sounds like "boobs"

GUY: Hey nice boots
girl: uh thanks
guy: she's got no idea

by deand28 January 13, 2011

Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004