Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

ocean boner

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth

Wunder boner, My wife would like that

by Sethtaros May 18, 2017

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014