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shotgun blowjob 

when the guy is smoking weed, he shotguns the girl, she immediately returns to sucking his dick and exhaling a few seconds after. Repeat.
"Dude, I got a shotgun blowjob last night from my girl. She said my dick smelled like weed afterward. "
shotgun blowjob by HisPotPrincess February 10, 2014

bluetooth blowjob 

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.

Sympathy blowjob 

A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.
"Did she give you the sympathy blowjob then mate? "

national blowjob month 

the month of june is declared national blowjob month
"hey you know why everyone has been sending the hashtag #nbjm at me"
"its national blowjob month gary go get your dick sucked"

French Blowjob 

A phrase popularised by Ian Karmel (Head writer Late Late Show), David Gborie (Voice of Comedy Central) and South Dakota's Sean Jordan. The French Blowjob is the act of anal intercourse with a loved one, or at least an acquaintance
Ian told David his girlfriend was on her period, so he got a French Blowjob

Cosmic Blowjob 

When you get your dick sucked with vape in the girls mouth. (Like a space ship with smoke underneath)
Dude Stacy gave me a cosmic blowjob with banana ice yesterday.